The date started off so well
Begin my night
Not expecting the fright of my life
She was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see
The danger right in front of me?
My favourite food is fish
Baby, that's my favourite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, I love Scooby-Doo
Hey, girl, what's your favourite film?
She said,
"The best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called"
Human Centipede, Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede, not ironically
She said,
"The costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people ass to mouth
Cool
Human Centipede,
Please, God, save me
I think that's a red flag,
I don't want to get stabbed
She said,
"Human Centipede is a tour de force"
I think,
"Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course"
She said,
"I admire the narrative of character growth"
I try to get the waiter's attention
By blinkin' in Morse code
Why are you blinking so much?
I've got something in my eye
Here, let me get it out
No, thank you, I don't wanna die
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak?
No
Very good then, bon appétit
Stop hiding
Behind your silly made-up red flag
To not take a chance
On the best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right,
And I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises,
But I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day, we'll get married
And be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony
And the wedding of our dreams!
Only if the wedding is themed!
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
Human Centipede, Human Centipede
That way, we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man, you know the deal
Pucker Up
I can finally open myself up to love!
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt!
Human Centipede
Human Centipede