L: Haha! Looks like you could use some help
From the Big Boss of Hell himself
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five Stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with a punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate!
(Thanks, Dad!)
Who needs a busboy now that
You've got the chef?
(Woh-oh-oh!)
Michelin tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you
Because I'm the ref!
Champagne fountains
Caviar mountains
That's just a start!
A: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
(That's true!)
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
(I was stuck Thank you, sir!)
(Oh you!)
I'm truly honored that we've
Built such a bond
(Aawww!)
You're like the child that I wish that I had
L: Uh, what?
A: I care for you just like a
Daughter I spawned
L: Hold on now!
A: It's a little funny
You could almost call me
Dad~!
(music)
A: They say when you're
Looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path
Of least resistance
L: Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure
Angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
A: Sadly, there are times
A birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
L: What a bunch of losers!
A: Can you butt out of my song?
L: Your song? I started this!
A: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
L: Oh you tacky piece of—!
Mimzy: It's me!
Yes, it's me!
I know you were all waiting for me!
I'm here!
What a gas!
Took a while but I'm present at last!
It's me!
It's me!
Mimzzzyyyyyyy!
Lucifer: Who?