A: Attention all sinners! Alastor here!
C: And Charlie!
A: And we're pleased as punch
To tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel!
C: Actually, it's the Happy Hot-
A: Wonderful! Now listen up!
What would you do if I said
There's a place for you?
A place completely free of
Shame and doubt
What would you do if you
Could start it all anew?
Well, come to our hotel and you'll find out
You will not want for anything,
We'll take it all away
C: No, actually, we'll give
You things 'cause stealing's not okay
A: Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs
C: Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs
A: We'll make them pay
C: They'll want to stay
Don't scare them all away
We may not agree on everything
As far as we can tell
But we both want this new venture to do well
A: So, with her passion
C: And his power
And this rinky-dink hotel
We might just bring some heaven to hell
C: It's clear to me that you're
Just looking for control
It's definitely getting out of hand
A: (I agree)
C: So before we go and tell another
Tired, tortured soul
I think we need to come up with a plan
A: (good idea!)
A: We'll ship them in and dress them
Up and make them look the part
C: Well, actually, we probably
Should help them change their heart
A: By teasing them and baiting them
C: Or rehabilitating them
A: Boil them, baste them, slice them up
And serve them à la carte
C:That's horrible!
A: Don't be such a princess
C: Go to Hell!
A: Already there, darling!
We may not agree on everything
As far as we can tell
But we both want this new venture to do well
A: So, with her passion
C:And his power
And this rinky-dink hotel
We might just bring some heaven to hell
A: One more time for the demons in the back!
With our passion, and our power
And this rinky-dink hotel
We might just bring some heaven to hell
A: Want some hors d'oeuvres?
C: I'll pass
A: Yeah!
Thank you, thank you! I'm here
For all eternity!
Hahahaha