Cupid's Chokehold – Gym Class Heroes ft. Patrick Stump (Tekst)

Ba ba da da
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Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend
And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then
I don't know what love is
We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young
But if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been awhile
Since we talked last and I'm tryin'
Hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally
Thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way
Proud of your son
And I know you heard the last song
About the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name
(ba ba da da)
I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then
I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)
It's gonna be a long drive home
But I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat
And throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms
Once more for sure
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
She's got a smile
That would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin
Of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future
she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck
Call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go
I keep her picture in my wallet like here
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)