On the islands of Bergamuts
They say there’s a cat in boots
And there was also seen a donkey
Carried by an ant, quite spunky

There’s a hen that plays on its own
Laying golden eggs alone
On oak trees grow apples, they say
Wearing caps of ermine gray

There’s an old whale, wise and wary
Who wears glasses, how contrary
Salmon learned and clever too
In tomato sauce, it’s true

And trained rats, quite extraordinary
Atop a glass mountain so scary
There’s an elephant with two trunks, how rare
Yet those islands aren’t really there

On the islands of Bergamuts
They say there’s a cat in boots
And there was also seen a donkey
Carried by an ant, quite spunky

There’s a hen that plays on its own
Laying golden eggs alone
On oak trees grow apples, they say
Wearing caps of ermine gray

There’s an old whale, wise and wary
Who wears glasses, how contrary
Salmon learned and clever too
In tomato sauce, it’s true

And trained rats, quite extraordinary
Atop a glass mountain so scary
There’s an elephant with two trunks, how rare
Yet those islands aren’t really there